Over 58397
politifake

Children Politics


IF YOU TALKIN' ABOUT KONY - I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids, And your posters saved none.




INTERNET LIBERALS - WHAT!? He disagreed with me!? And he posted facts that prove me wrong!? RACIST! HOMOPHOBE! TEABAGGER! XENOPHOBE! DOO-DOO HEAD! Mommy, WTFO hurt my feelings with the truth.


TAGS: democrats angry hateful children
Rating: 4.78/5

More politifakes by WTFO

romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:22 pm
@WTFO... What are you doing wasting your time speaking with me? You have a poster you have to make for Cranky... Don't be a typical Republica and avoid work. GET TO WORK, loser.... hahahahaha
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:20 pm
I bet that beer you bought for your co-worker friend was the best tasting beer he ever had. Need proof that WTFO is wrong about most things: Obama re-election. PWN
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:19 pm
So, WTFO... how do your words change the FACT that Romney won't be sitting in the White House anytime soon... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
@WTFO said... "I'm very confident that your posts on this site will change by Wed morning when Romney is declared the winner. TRANSLATION: Obama and tool are going to cry when they get owned. WAAAAAA!!" --> You were saying, troll bait? hahhahaha
WTFO - November 7, 2012, 6:55 pm
Not by a long sh**, little hater. Missed you for a while. Did you get the temporary ban you deserve?
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 11:47 pm
Self-portrait right now of you WTFO? Right picture, wrong caption.... RE-TITLE THIS: ROMNEY SUPPORTERS hahahahahahhaa


DEMOCRATS SAY, "OBAMA MORE IMPORTANT THAT OUR CHILDREN" -




HAMAS... A KODAK MOMENT -




WE CAN'T AFFORD TO CLOTHE OR FEED OUR CHILDREN - But we continue to breed because we believe God will provide. By "God" we mean Britain and the USA!!




SADLY, TRUE FIGURES -




REPUBLICAN PARTY - "No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it." ---Sideshow Bob, Republican---




REMEMBER WHEN THE DEMOCRATS AND THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA WAS TELLING YOU THAT REPUBLICANS WERE WAGING A WAR ON CHILDREN? -




The ugly truth -




CHILDREN DON'T HATE -




SASHA AND MALIA - senior advisers to the White House




THE PEOPLE THAT DID NOT CARE THAT OBAMA OPPOSED A BAN ON MURDERING BABIES AFTER THEY ARE BORN CERTAINLY WON'T CARE ABOUT THIS, EITHER -


TAGS: democrats love killing children
Rating: 4.31/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

KaBoom - June 10, 2013, 2:37 pm
I cant believe you guys are saying anybody wants this girl to die or suffer. That is just cruel. I lean right, but this issue seems more about allocating precious resources than intentionally hurting children. There isn't a solution to every problem.
Renza - June 9, 2013, 5:42 pm
Baseless confidence my friend. Besides, if you think you "exposed" me, you're about 5x late on that one.
foxrecon19d - June 9, 2013, 5:26 pm
Not really, seeing as my attempts to expose upper class Obama Troll twits seems to be working quite nicely. Trust me, Renza, if I "upped my game", your brain would explode
Renza - June 9, 2013, 2:27 pm
not gonna lie man, your attempts at trolling are way too blatant, and usually result in confusion at your attempt rather than success. You really gotta up your game man.
foxrecon19d - June 9, 2013, 12:30 pm
Renza... admits that his biggest achievemeny in life is being a brainless Obamabot. Claims victory. Yeah, good luck with that logic. BTW, I'm glad that the truth of this poster pisses you off so much
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:35 am
yeah... that was kind of the point of saying it... It's not the first time either, nor will it probably be the last. What's sad though, is to troll a fundy, all you need to do is throw out a little logic and reason and they typically flip out.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2013, 4:07 pm
Renza, there are many reasons why good people target you for being an idiot. Case in point: You just admitted that you aren't "just an Obama troll..." Think about it, genius.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2013, 4:00 pm
You keep pointing out what a useless Obamabot I am! My liberal progressive genius is working! Ahhh...Renza, Renza, Renza. Who do you think you are fooling?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 2:02 pm
I respond to sheep like you, yes, but only to point out how ignorant and blind you are.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:50 pm
The fact you keep responding would be one thing.
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 12:25 am
what makes you think you are even marginally effective at anything?
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:09 pm
meh, I wouldn't be nearly as effective if I was just an obama troll
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:08 pm
lol, man you really missed what I was saying on that one. While that too could circumstantially be a mercy killing, I was referring to abortion by that, in response to OTC.
Curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:12 pm
See I thought the point of Obama care was to reduce the amount of "Rainmaker (the movie) situations. Now it looks like rather then spending all your money on a Dr to get medical treatment your going to have to spend it all on lawyers.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2013, 2:45 pm
Don't mind Renza. He is a typical Obama Troll who is bitterly upset that his mommy did not make the correct 'choice' to abort him
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 9:07 am
Mercy killings? Letting a child die that could be saved by a transplant is a mercy killing? Wow, talk about your warped sense of right and wrong!
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 9:03 am
Isn't that more of a "Let's pass this thing so we can find out what's in it" kind of an issue of ignorance?
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:53 am
Mercy killings aren't always a bad thing, neither is retaining the rights of individuals to govern their own bodies. Besides, if nothing stops the doctor, that means it's god's will for it to happen right?
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:45 am
And the fact that it's been brought to light, though it's not really republicans that brought it to light, it's been on the news for a week. Rather it's the broad message of ignorance calling for something to be taken down without it being understood.
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:26 am
To be honest, for me to be upset that a judge had to grant the request, I'd need to read up on why the laws were set up that way to begin with, there may be an exceptional reason behind it, or there may be none at all.
Curlyrocks - June 6, 2013, 9:40 pm
Sorry More upset that a judge HAD TO grant her, her life (sorry not to imply you would be against her getting on the list)
Curlyrocks - June 6, 2013, 9:39 pm
So that's what Obama care is going to be? A constant fight between bureaucrats trying to save a buck and judges forcing them to help? Are you more upset that republicans brought light to this issue then the actual issue that a judge grant her, her life.
OTC - June 6, 2013, 5:41 pm
'wishing pain and death upon children' as opposed to Democrats not giving children a chance by killing them before they are born
Renza - June 6, 2013, 10:10 am
republicans: wishing pain and death upon children to speak against a bill they don't like. That's pretty messed up.
Renza - June 6, 2013, 9:47 am
except a judge already ruled to add the child to the transplant list.
StoneTools - June 5, 2013, 7:42 pm
nevermind, I found it: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/kathleen-sebelius-transplant-case_n_3385819.html
StoneTools - June 5, 2013, 7:13 pm
Do you have a source for this? If it's true, this is gonna be a biggie!


THE NANNY STATE - Just a few more regulations away from Nirvana.......and destitution!




R. Delegate Bob Marshall's scientific fact -




OBAMA/BIDEN - Imprisoning America's future in debt.




DEMOCRAT WAR ON MOMMIES -




MICHELE BACHMANN - a founding father




GUN CONTROL EXECUTIVE ORDERS - With children surrounding him how can you possibly question his motives




THE CAMPAIGN COUNT - Do they think Voters are Children?


TAGS: children
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 9:10 am
Gotta keep it real for libs


Raising Arizona -




GUESS WHICH STATES BARACK OBAMA SENT ALL THOSE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THAT HE ALLOWED TO CROSS THE BORDER? -




BECAUSE DEMOCRATS CARE MORE FOR OBAMA THAN THEY DO THEIR OWN CHILDREN -




PROGRESSIVES- CARE MORE ABOUT BARACK OBAMA THAN THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR OWN CHILDREN -




DEMOCRATS- BECAUSE OBAMA'S LIES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR CHILDREN -




DEMOCRATS - What next? Socialized Santa?




Dear Mr. President -




THE VICTIMS OF WAR ARE NOT THE DICTATORS -




Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children nra constitution death
Rating: 3.67/5

More politifakes by Greybeard

Zeitguy - August 29, 2014, 11:55 am
Too soon?
freasy - August 29, 2014, 8:18 am
My kids started shooting at 5, the oldest is 26, no one we didn't want sh** has been sh** yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2014, 11:59 pm

Ouch.5L


AMERICA IS DOOMED - Satire has become news among the left And only Cooper does a real news show The rest are all editorial spin




REWARD CHILDREN - for their good efforts




KIDS COME FIRST -


TAGS: reproductive rights children
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - April 1, 2013, 7:24 am
yeah, cause everyone knows there's a 100% abortion rate. Why wouldn't we want to have all sorts of babies pumped out and put into our highly effective adoption centers...
PeteofSanJose - April 1, 2013, 2:21 am
get rid of enough fetus' and you wont have any children to worry about!


TESTING THE WATERS - Are we seeing the beginnings of Obama's post-presidential career in 2013? (I think he's already read the handwriting on the wall)




DEMOCRAT TELEVISION - This is what they watched as children




CHILDREN AS A PROP ? - It’s only evil if Democrats do it.


TAGS: children as props
Rating: 2.83/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Texmil - January 19, 2013, 10:42 pm
Frankly, I dislike it by anyone. Seen Congress do it as well. Only okay for non-political reasons (Easter egg hunt, Christmas,etc.)


GUNS DO NOT KILL CHILDREN, OPINIONATED IDIOTS DO -




THE DREAM ACT - Republicans love killing dreams.




VOTERS - Get'em when they're young...




DISHARMONIOUS - Whatever aspect of policy they were discussing, the child clearly had strong views




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




CONSERVATIVES - Amongst other things, they do not want their children to sing.




we talked about grandchildren -




terrorist immigrants -




Us? -


TAGS: trump children cocaine sniff election
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

fauxnews - October 7, 2016, 9:52 pm
Not necessary at this point. Trump's his own worst enemy,he's doing a better job campaigning against himself than Hillary ever could(ie.Trump caught bragging on s'exually harassing women)www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/donald-trump-women-vulgar/index.html
Greeny - October 7, 2016, 8:09 pm
you should send this to hillary, it'd fit right in with the rest of her ads


Bill O'Reilly: Choke Artist -




Democrat politicians are like parents -


TAGS: democrats treat adults like irresponsible children
Rating: 4.29/5

More politifakes by OTC

crankyhead - December 5, 2014, 11:50 am
Fox, no matter how loudly you whine about it, your graph still doesn't show a temperature correlation. Fact.
foxrecon19d - November 30, 2014, 5:01 am
Tantrum? Like this one? "No, NASA is not in your b***. But your facts came from there. Your graph doesn't show a temperature correlation. When the 'fact' you're stating, isn't supported by the 'proof' you provide, one has to question blah...blah...blah."
crankyhead - November 29, 2014, 4:27 pm
Cyber, even if we ignore Washington here… you've been around politifake long enough to have witnessed a republican throwing a temper tantrum. Don't pretend like you haven't. =)
Cyberhagen - November 29, 2014, 1:05 pm
Good a***ogy. I think of democrats as teenagers who don't understand repercussions and just want to party. The parents (conservatives) are hated when they deny (for it's own good)the teen something he/she wants, then said teens have a temper tantrum.
Curlyrocks - November 20, 2014, 5:31 pm
I can't hate the parents for their choice. They're old and will die one day and then no one will take care of a 30 year old in his parents basement. So they try and ensure the government and society will do it once they pass on.
OTC - November 20, 2014, 7:12 am
Kids still living in the basement is definitely the fault of the parents. grown ups who vote dem want to be treated like kids
Curlyrocks - November 19, 2014, 1:32 am
The fact they're kids are still living in the basement doesn't help convince the parents they've grown up or can survive on their own. The fact that these are the kids voting dem doesn't help.


STUPIDITY -




Republican Jesus -


TAGS: republican jesus children nra healthcare
Rating: 1.89/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:48 pm
Can I keep my current healthcare and doctor?


PREV PAGE